You’d never know we had a big, grassy, fenced yard. Not by all the turds in our garage, anyway.
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Naughty Step Brothers Like To Tug O War
Naughty step brothers like to tug-o-war with my couch cushions
No Stock Is Safe
No stock is safe, I steal them all.
I Broke Three Headcones Cause They Scare Me So I
I Broke Three Headcones cause they Scare Me So I Run Into Walls.
I Found Mom’s Missing Bra Then I Ate It
I found mom’s missing bra… then I ATE IT!
I Make Whiney Noises When I’m Alone
I make Whiney noises when im alone…
We Dont Need A Sign
We don’t need a sign to know when to look guilty (all that remains of this couch today is the frame).
Plums
Plums
No Sign Necessary
I Unplug The Alarm Clock
“I unplug the alarm clock so Mom and Dad oversleep!” — Karma, Yorkie, age 4