You’d never know we had a big, grassy, fenced yard. Not by all the turds in our garage, anyway.
You’d Never Know We Had A Big Grassy Fenced Yard

You’d never know we had a big, grassy, fenced yard. Not by all the turds in our garage, anyway.
Naughty step brothers like to tug-o-war with my couch cushions
No stock is safe, I steal them all.
I Broke Three Headcones cause they Scare Me So I Run Into Walls.
I found mom’s missing bra… then I ATE IT!
I make Whiney noises when im alone…
We don’t need a sign to know when to look guilty (all that remains of this couch today is the frame).
Plums
“I unplug the alarm clock so Mom and Dad oversleep!” — Karma, Yorkie, age 4