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We Tried To Eat A Wombat
We tried to eat a wombat. The wombat has outwitted us this time.
And I’m Pretty Sure I Have Other Stuff Hidden That
And I’m pretty sure I have other stuff hidden that my owners don’t know about.
My Dogs Are Straight D Pups
I pee when you leave
After Surgery Mom Tagged My Cone
After surgery, mom tagged my cone. It says, ‘My name is Potato and I’m wearing ‘The Cone of Shame’ because I eat CRAP off the ground!’
I Psychoanalyzed Him
I psychoanalyzed him and determined that his anger originates in fear.
I Got Away With It Until…
“I got away with it until she found the crotch in my poop. Then she found my stash under the bed. BUSTED!”
Must Destroy All Kittys Joy
I Unlocked The Front Door
I unlocked the front door, opened it, then ran away with my brother. And was brought home by the police!!!