What did you do Kona? (She chewed up mom’s irreplaceable high school yearbook.)
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Hi I’m Hank And I’m An Aglet-Holic
Hi, I’m Hank and I’m an “Aglet-holic.” (I chew the plastic tips off of all shoelaces!)
I Ate Seven Alarm Clocks
I ate seven alarm clocks.
We See Dog Shaming As A Challenge List
“We see dog shaming as a challenge list”
“I’m winning!”
Jovi and Kezzi have achieved a lot of these, Kezzi is slightly leading on points.
I Dont Fetch The Ball, I Eat It
I don’t fetch the ball I eat it!
I Eat Gloves
I eat gloves
I Like To Play In The Snow
I like to play in the snow, let it stick to me, and then let it all melt in the house.
I Used To Chew The Kids Crayons Markers
I used to chew the kids’ crayons, markers, and paint brushes. Then my mom put them in a box. So now I chew the box instead. I am a jerk.
Nomnomnomnom
Nomnomnomnom!
I Like To Pee On My Masters Feet
I like to pee on my master’s feet when she takes me running…did I mention I pee while running?