I’m not even mad… that’s amazing.
I Pooped In Your Pocket

I’m not even mad… that’s amazing.
Caval, Eater of Couch Bellies. Atlanta, GA
Hello,
My name is Maggie and I’m a hoarder.
Chet Baker, Boston Terrier, licks tablecloths when he thinks no one is looking.
“I ate my mom’s contact lenses. (Got the case, too)”
all the children will be so disappointed…
Ruining afternoon tea for everyone.
This dashchund Knocked over mummy’s drink when she wasn’t looking…
I don’t know what I ate, but mom said it had a barcode on it when it came back up!
The one time my mom wore those shoes was enough.