My feet smell like corn chips. I have frito paws!
Editor’s note: So does my friend’s dog Kiki!! You are not alone. Mine smell like doritos (by mine I mean my dog, not me. Although….)
My Feet Smell Like Corn Chips
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Amos Will Only Drink Out Of The Toilet Bowl
Amos will only drink out of the toilet bowl.
Who puked on the duvet?
Bad dog. Bad, bad dog.
I Like To Keep Her Guessing
I like to keep her guessing.
Mind the dishwasher!
When Mommy leaves, I open the dishwasher and eat the spatulas.
Brutus Ate His Little Humans Tooth
Brutus ate his little human’s tooth that she had placed in a jar near her while she wrote the Tooth Fairy a quick note before bed. He took the tooth, but forgot to leave a quarter. Cheap-o!
Juniper Lives To Chase Clam Shells
Juniper lives to chase clam shells. Bt she has NEVER SEEN A CLAM.
Zoey And Clementiny Are Purse Thieves
Zoey and Clementiny are purse thieves who steal from babies.
Rosa The Egg Thief
Rosa the egg thief.
I Also Barked At Two Executives
I also barked at two executives, tech and the maintenance guy
