The boy next door hit a ball into my yard so I ate it. Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
If Your Ball Falls Into My Yard I Will Eat It
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Sowwy I Chewed Your Gym Stuff Daddy
Sowwy I chewed your gym stuff daddy…I wuv you
Doug Prefers A Good Grassy Nap
Doug prefers a good grassy nap to actual exercise.
Army Crawl Canine
Every time Dad turns his back I army crawl a little closer to the open garage door until I find my opportunity to sprint toward the man jogging past our house.
Trust Me, This Is One Of His Lesser Crimes
Trust me, this is one of his lesser crimes…it’s been a long year to his first birthday…
I Did This
Even though I use a dog food dispenser as a trash can to keep Jack out of the trash. Good Ole Jack will remind us if we forgot to clip the lock! Bad Jack!
I Peed On A Child’s Sandcastle
Peed on a child’s sandcastle…while the child was building it. Never went to the beach again.
I Like To Watch Myself Poop
I like to watch myself poop, so I spin around while I go. I step in it EVERY time.
I Steal Tomatoes
Those dirty paws… guilty! FOR SHAME!!!
I Like To Bite My Daycare Attendant
I like to bite my daycare attendant! (and I would do it again!)
