I flip my food bowl everyday so my owner’s house looks like a cereal factory.
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I Just Wanted The Cocktail Weenies!
When my parents have a party
I Beg This Cat To Lick My Ears
I beg this cat to lick my ears!
A High Fiber Diet
A high fiber diet
Nicky refuses to wear his shaming sign that says ” I unravel all the toilet paper to get the cardboard tube and I am not the least bit sorry”.
Who Needs Their Damage Deposit Back?
I like to make sure my parents never get their security deposits back
I will Pants You In Front Of Your Friends
My name is Ginger. I enjoy jumping up and pulling down my dad’s gym shorts in front of the neighbors instead of going potty.
You Are What You Eat
Your dog did you a favor by eating that book.
Arch Nemesis In The Making
Arch nemesis in the making!
The Escape Artist
I escaped the yard, broke into the neighbor’s house, and woke him up by climbing into bed and licking his face. Then I played with his dog till my owner came and got me.
I Set Off The Burglar Alarm
I’m a nag. I barked so loudly I tripped the glass break detectors on the house alarm.