I steal baby blankets! if it helps them nap better it will likely help me sleep better too.
I Steal Baby Blankets
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Tomato Thief
Tomato thief
I Ran Off Into The Muddy Marsh
While my aunt was looking at a flower, I ran off into the muddy marsh, which is probably mostly duck poop. I could not even lick my legs; it was too gross. (And my aunt did not own a hose, so cleaning me was very hard, logistically speaking, since I was too dirty for the shower!!).
I Play With Things That Aren’t Mine
I play with things that aren’t mine and use my “cuteness” to not get in trouble.
Our Home Was Burglarized And I Slept Through It
Our home was burglarized – and I slept through it.
Pepper Likes To Scare Guests
Pepper likes to scare guests by carrying around lifelike baby dolls.
I Appointed Myself Dinner Supervisor
I appointed myself dinner supervisor
My Kong Got Stuck In Your Sheets
Hi, I’m Diego! I was playing with my kong and it got stuck under Dad’s sheets. So, I had NO choice but to bite through the sheets to get it out. Problem is, I got stuck. This is how my Dad found me when he came home from work for lunch.
I Have To Be Supervised At Meal Time
I have to be supervised at meal time because I will eat Stanley’s dinner too (he is a slow eater).
I’m A Service Dog
I’m a service dog who likes rides with a wonderfully musical ear.
-Yaaru
