I make ALL of my toys HAIRLESS like me. – The Brat
I Make All Of My Toys Hairless Like Me
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Don’t Yawn Or Open Your Mouth In Front Of Me…
“If you yawn or open your mouth in front of me, I will aggressively make out with you- tongue and all. This applies to everyone, including total strangers. Guard your mouth!!!”
I Pee On The Dog Door
I pee ON the dog door.
I Pooped In The Hardware Store
My name is Walter.
I pooped in the hardware store.
We are not welcome there anymore.
I Get Mad When All The Attention Isn’t On Me
I get mad when all the attention isn’t on me when mommy tries to make a quilt so I will first lay in the middle of the project and if that doesn’t work I steal the fabric pieces and eat them!
I Found Daddy’s Chinese Food Leftovers
I found daddy’s Chinese food leftovers while mommy was busy giving attention to the foster kittens.
I Ate My Mom’s Wedding Band
But I gave it back—with interest. (Mom had to squeeze my poop for 4 days!).
I Make My Parents Take Me Everywhere They Go
Hi my name is Sammie and I make my parents take me everywhere they go (except for work) because I have separation issues.
My Dog Is Fine The Bank Account Is Not
My dog is fine. The bank account is not.
Sophie, The Cheese Connoisseur
Sophie, the cheese connoisseur.
