I have a crayon addiction and I need help.
I Have A Crayon Addiction

I have a crayon addiction and I need help.
Days went by and no one could explain why the tape was always missing… I could because I have an obsession with eating paint tape. The only way they found out is the evidence that stuck to me once. I had them going for a while…. hahaa … Reese
I chewed 3 Kindles and ruined them.
Brodie tries to swim in his and his 2 brother’s water bowl all the time…all out doggie paddle!
I eat the clothing hangers.
Ozzie is in so much trouble. That was brand new mascara!
Everyone is cooler than my people.
“I pooped at the train-station during rush-hour” Brutus just loved watching me trying to get the poop of the floor!
Cole was very ashamed, but only after he got caught.
I stole a baby doll from a six-year-old and ripped its head off!
I have chewed up lots of her other favorite toys too…