I ate the housesitter’s false teeth.
I Ate The Housesitters False Teeth
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I Pooped In The Kiddie Pool
While staying with Moms friends I ate a dog bed, a duraflame log and popped her kiddy pool…twice!
I Have Never Had An Accident Until Now
I have never had an accident.. until mom got new white carpeting.
Cheetoh Stealer
Brody, 1 year old: Cheetoh stealer.
My Mom Is Head Over Heels For Me, Literally.
“My mom is head over heels for me (literally) thanks to my fear of all wheels (bikes, skates and scooters).” As of today add to that list shopping carts. And as a side note NONE of these wheels are actually moving, just laying on the sidewalk.
I Lick The Baby’s Feet
Charlie believes baby should always be awake when mommy is busy!
I Break Out Of My Backyard
I break out of my backyard and make my daddy chase me in his PJs and no shoes. It’s my favorite game.
Smoking Will Get You Skunked
I went outside with my dad while he was sneaking a cigarette at midnight. We both got skunked and had to wake mommy up to give me a bath so daddy could shower.
Editor’s note: That’s what you get for smoking!!
Beauty Is From Within (The Stomach)
beauty is from within the stomach…
Hey, I Thought It Was Blue Raspberry!
Hey, I thought it was Blue Raspberry!!!!
