My pee kills the lawn no matter what my parents do. I made a half circle of dead grass this year and the home owners association fined them. – Jaycee
My Pee Kills The Lawn No Matter What

My pee kills the lawn no matter what my parents do. I made a half circle of dead grass this year and the home owners association fined them. – Jaycee
I ate moms wedding ring & it had to be surgically removed from my tummy
Editor’s note: for better or for worse.
It wasn’t me
I just couldn’t wait for the frosting!
Mulder’s bed
Editor’s note: Take me to your litter!
Editor’s note: and that stuff is expensive! Like $8/loaf!!
Thank God tampons aren’t made of chocolate.
Curiosity killed the monkey.
Mom’s not home? Let’s get into as much trouble as possible!
Editor’s note: oh my goodness, look at the little matching dunce caps!!
I rip out the insides of mom’s shoes and proudly bring them to her in bed.