My pee kills the lawn no matter what my parents do. I made a half circle of dead grass this year and the home owners association fined them. – Jaycee
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I Ate Mom’s Wedding Ring
I ate moms wedding ring & it had to be surgically removed from my tummy
Editor’s note: for better or for worse.
It Wasn’t Me
It wasn’t me
I Just Couldn’t Wait For The Frosting
I just couldn’t wait for the frosting!
Mulder’s Bed
Mulder’s bed
Editor’s note: Take me to your litter!
I Ate The Gluten-Free Bread
Editor’s note: and that stuff is expensive! Like $8/loaf!!
Snooping Schnauzer
Thank God tampons aren’t made of chocolate.
Curiosity Killed The Monkey
Curiosity killed the monkey.
Dunce Caps Of Shame
Mom’s not home? Let’s get into as much trouble as possible!
Editor’s note: oh my goodness, look at the little matching dunce caps!!
I Rip Out The Insides Of Mom’s Shoes
I rip out the insides of mom’s shoes and proudly bring them to her in bed.