I like my Little Sister’s bed Better Than Mine.
I Like My Little Sisters Bed Better Than Mine

I like my Little Sister’s bed Better Than Mine.
Pippi thinks that Lucy is her puppy. After I put Lucy to bed every night she goes in to her room to check on her in her crib because she is POSITIVE that she is better at being her mom than I am!
When Cholula smells good, she smells like corn chips. When she smells bad, she smells like a shrimp boat.
“I continue to break into the bedroom to eat memory foam”
Too much cushion.
I steal things from the kitchen counter and take them to the backyard to eat in “private.” I ran away before my mom could make a real sign. Tyra, age 9.
Cooper offering his assistance at tax time.
Poppy and my delicious doughnut, she has no shame!
I’M MAX AND I JUST ATE THE NEW FRISBEE MY MOM BOUGHT ME. BY THE WAY, DEEELICIOUS…….
“I ate the strap on my dad’s accordion.”
This is Bruno. He’s normally a good boy, then out of the blue, he destroys something… usually something important, say his dad’s prized accordion.
Editor’s note: true story, my mom used to play the accordion!