I chewed a human bite guard.
I Chewed A Human Bite Guard
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I Went Outside Right Before
“I went outside right before bed time and found something in my backyard that smelled so putrid I wanted Mommy and Daddy to smell it too. I had to get a bath so they would stop gagging. (They still don’t know what it was).”
I’m A Neurotic Lotion Licker
I’m a neurotic lotion licker and snotty Kleenex eater. I’m happiest when Mom has dry skin and allergies!! 🙂 Love, Stella
Challenge Accepted
Challenge accepted!
This Is Zoey, Our Sweet Little Relandscaper
This is Zoey, our sweet little relandscaper.
I Can Open The Fridge
Smart dog?! I’m glad my weenies haven’t figured out that trick yet!!
I Killed The Piñata
Oscar thought the kids were in trouble what with all the beating the donkey with a stick so he decided to help.
When You Gotta Go…
When you gotta go…
Lacey Smells Her Butt When Anyone Audibly Farts
Lacey smells her butt when anyone audibly farts!
I Do Not Like Having My Nails Dremeled
I do not like having my nails dremeled. So I ate the dremel. – Marco
