Posts Categorized: Submitted

I Waited Till They Went Out

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I waited till they went out, then I opened the freezer door and ate everything I could. I was so cold I got into bed and acted invisible when they came home again…..Alfie, aged 11

And I Wasn’t Even Sorry

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Shoe Shames, Submitted.

“And I wasn’t even sorry.”

I Ate This Bag Of Bread

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I ate this bag of Bread (no sorry)

We Ate The Post

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Double Trouble, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

We ate the post. Sorry

I Stole An Apple

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I took a local, organic apple out of the fruit bowl. Nothing but the best for me. I owe mom $1.

Set Phasers To Cute!

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I make tribbles.

Editor’s note: set phasers to cute!

Clutch Is A Naughty Dog

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Clutch is a naughty dog. 

Spiteful Urinator

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Piddle Party, Submitted.

My name is Oskar and I’m a Spiteful Urinator 

I Like To Chew Mom’s Hair

Posted September 23rd, 2012 by & filed under Submitted.

I especially like it when she’s running late to law school and has to choose between showering or showing up on time (with gross hair). I’m an asshole. 

I Wouldn’t Quit Chewing On My Butt

Posted September 22nd, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

“i wouldn’t quit chewing on my butt so now i am a conehead!”

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