Henry
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I Don’t Get Enough Fibre In My Diet
I don’t get enough fibre in my diet.
I Eat My Mom’s Glasses
I eat my Mom’s glasses because she can’t drive without them and I don’t ever want her to leave.
-Woof
Erma
I Had Explosive Diarrhea All Over My Crate
I had explosive diarrhea all over my crate. I shook it off…all over Mom! Then, we played in the hose together!
I Walked Under My Mom’s Feet When She Was Carrying
I walked under my Mom’s feet when she was carrying a bowl of flour… ”Oops, did I do that?!?!”
Puppy Picnic
Puppy picnic
I Don’t Know My Own Strength
I don’t know my own strength… so I got so excited that I knocked down Mom and Dad’s metal railing to meet new people… Whoops!
I Like To Clear Up When The Cat Vomits
I like to clear up when the cat vomits
I Am A Turd Kicking Jerk
No, I don’t necessarily like getting poop kicked at my shins every day, fun as this may seem. -Mom
I Snuck Into The Kitchen Uncovered It And Ate Their Lasagna
I snuck into the kitchen, uncovered it, and ate their lasagna! They ordered pizza instead…