Dog: “I chewed up a check for $3000”
Cat: “I knocked it off the desk and did not care.”
Really rude, guys.
Dog: “I chewed up a check for $3000”
Cat: “I knocked it off the desk and did not care.”
Really rude, guys.
Even after destroying 4 pillows… she still “can’t resist the fluff”!
I peed in your shoes so you wont leave me anymore.
I ate my mom’s scrabble dictionary 🙁
I had breakfast 2x a day for four days straight.
Chester likes to break the house rules….
I eat random dog hair tumblrweeds
Dont let the face fool you, she is a theif
Roscoe is very protective of his bones, but this is a new low.
I turned on the gas stovetop trying to reach the leftovers. Thankfully mom heard the clicking and smelled gas before we all exploded. (Then I ate her iPad. Sorry, Mom.)