I can’t stand that Mom and Dad are getting married – so, I chewed up the bridal magazine. Love, Bruce Wayne
Oh, and mommy had to hold a treat for me not to eat this sign immediately. I don’t feel shame.
CEO dogs are just as bad as administrative assistant dogs!
I am a compulsive digger. And I like to drag large clumps of dirt and plant roots into the house and leave them on the couch. I am very lucky to be so adorable.
I just ate the brand new family room rug today. I am a jerk.
“But Mom, it looks like a ball!”
I chewed Mom’s art book that came in the mail today. I opened mail that did not belong to me. (Jack Whitlow)
Hi my name is Thunder and I locked my Mommy out of her car, then right before the firefighters came I unlocked the door! Not to mention we live in HOT Arizona and it was 115 degrees outside, and I was in the air conditioned car!!! Hahaha jokes on mommy I can lock and unlock doors!
When you leave and forget to put me in my kennel, I take it as a personal invitation to go upstairs and poop.
I love to sneak a pee on the carpet at night. My mom claims I don’t know better…
Caught in the act. “I eat electrical tape”
