I gave Duke instructions not to pinch my apple. I left the room for 30 seconds, drool everywhere and only one piece of apple left on the plate. He is normally so good.
The Clean Plate Program
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Bad Baby Beagle
“I am NOT a bad dog – Love, Jaycee.” Our rescued beagle Jaycee was offended that we had this funny Bad Dog book in the house and took care of it for us. This joins the list of things she has chewed including but not limited to: Flip Flops, Bras, Panties, Spinach plants, Paper towels, her pet bed and her sister’s dog bed, the soles of shoes….etc
Revenge is Best Served…Warm.
Someone REALLY hated his haircut!
She who Smelt it Dealt it
…Surprised we haven’t been barred.
Toilet seat cover of shame
Our daughter left a poop in the potty, and apparently that looked super delicious to Lucky… Too bad his head didn’t quite fit through the toilet seat cover / cone of shame!
Spring has Sprung
“I eat fertilizer out of the blueberry planter in the backyard.”–Hutch
Despite being… extremely elderly (exact age unknown) and toothless, Hutch hops between blueberry planters on three legs, sampling the finest fertilizer in the backyard.
He’s a little booger
Since Austin decided to completely saturate his face in sand today he’s had the worst eye boogers and if I don’t offer him the chance to inspect/eat them he whines
Who needs a bone?
I pulled Krissy’s purse off the counter, pulled out her friend’s glasses, and ate them. This bone was left untouched on the floor.
Right after taking this picture, Dottie finally ate the bone.
Alarm Tripper
I squeal so loud when mommy and daddy get home, I actually set off the window break alarm. Love, Destin.
Down by the River
“I joyfully rolled over on top of a dead fish.” Went for a nice stroll in the park, our dachshund catches a scent of something by the river and starts emphatically rolling around on something in the tall grass. Underneath was a huge dead fish!
