Hi! My name is Mr. Woobles. I jump in the pond…
Hi! My Name Is Mr. Woobles. I Jump In The Pond…
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Mom Brought Me To Work
Mom brought me to work and I peed in the office on my first day.
I Ate My Grandma And Grandpas Pumpkin Pie
I ate my grandma and grandpa’s pumpkin pie…I NEVER get put in the kennel… I AM in a lot of trouble!!!
I Have A Toe Fetish
When toes aren’t available, I eat insoles. When insoles aren’t available, I break into the fridge. If we walk past the wine store that gives out biscuits and we don’t go in, I will sit down and refuse to walk any further.
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Keeping Owners In Line Is Evidently A Full Time Job
Keeping owners in line is evidently a full time job.
I Bark At Pants
If they miss the laundry basket, they get barked at.
And To Think He Almost Made It 6 Months
…and to think, he almost made it 6 months
I Jump Up On The Kitchen Counter And Steal Pizza
I jump up on the kitchen counter and steal pizza
And I Am Hungry
And I am hungry..
Little Puppy With A Breakfast Burrito
Little puppy with a breakfast burrito!
