I got myself stuck in the bathroom today and I panicked. -Scout
I Got Myself Stuck In The Bathroom Today

I got myself stuck in the bathroom today and I panicked. -Scout
Mom put the jug of milk on the floor while she carried the other groceries in. I popped the lid off to help myself! ~Finn
I ate all the tortillas. Now they can’t have tacos for dinner.
But mom, I was cold!
I Pooped in the A/C Vent and now the entire house smells.
I poop at the bottom of the kids’ slide.
“I hate basil.”
This is Mishka. She doesn’t like it when her humans have to go to school, so she took it out on the basil plant.
I’m sorry I puked on you. Happy birthday
0 days since eating the fish food.
This was a sofa arm rest cover. Now it’s my poncho.