Naughty corgi stole Mom’s lunch while she was taking an important phone call!
Naughty Corgi Stole Moms Lunch
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I Jump In The Sink
I jump in the sink…
Making the Daycare Lists
Hi! This is Pepper. She is the sweetest girl in the world, but loves eating poop and has a tad too much energy. The sign says, “I was put on two lists at daycare- the poop-eater list and the crazy list. The staff described my poop acquiring tactics as ‘particularly stealthy.’” Keep up the good shaming!
Pillow? What Pillow?
Pillow? What Pillow?
The Aftermath Of Being Alone
Ella and Timber and the after math of being alone with the door left open to the storage area off the house. They literally ate a whole recliner.
I Like To Scare Small Children With My Big Scary Bark
Barking indiscriminately is the least of his shameful behaviors.
I Just Sit There
I am an old lady so when I wake everyone up at 3 in the morning pretending I desperately have to pee they believe me. After they get out of bed and let me outside I JUST SIT THERE !!!
Now My Butt Is Purple
Friday walked in while I was painting my room and decided to leave his butt cheek print in the wall forever. love ya Friday and thank you for the wonderful artwork on my wall.
Ooo Mi Tum Tum
Dolly: “i let the brat eat mi fudz, now i haz a hungri”
Jack: “i let snickerz eat mi fudz, now iz hungri.”
Snickers: “dolly fudz all gone”, “Jack fudz all gone”, “ooo mi tum tum”
true story
When I Was Micro Chipped
“When I was micro-chipped, I bucked and the vet stabbed her assistant with the needle. Mom was SO embarrassed.” (This is par for the course with Josie!)
