Can you tell that these were unicorns once?
Can You Tell That These Were Unicorns Once?

Can you tell that these were unicorns once?
My name is Fiona and I messed up the tv remote, thank goodness mom knew how to fix the tv AND cable box so I can have the tv on when my parents are gone.
I decided to be a masked avenger for Halloween this year…
EL CROTCHO LIBRE !!!
I barfed on mom’s lap while she was laughing at dog shaming. Haha.
This is Mabelline. She likes socks in an unnatural way.
“I’m not sorry I made my sister jump in the freezing cold lake after me! I thought swimming after ducks across the big lake was fun for all! – Monty”
Technically, only the coffee table was actually destroyed. The Basenji figured out how to unzip the covers on the couch cushions and pull all of the stuffing out. He taught this to the Malchipom while the Shih Tzu watched in fear.
“When I pee I think it’s fun to kick the grass and then stand like this for several minutes. And I kick a LOT.”
Fatso moved the doorstopper from the bathroom door and the door closed behind him while I was at work. This is what I found when I got home. I wasn’t mad though, because I would have done the same thing had I accidentally been locked in the bathroom.