I chewed through the water meter, flooding the backyard!
I Chewed Through The Water Meter
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We Ate The Kid’s Easter Candy
We ate the kids’ Easter candy. We weren’t sorry until the vet made us chase it with activated charcoal.
This happened shortly after we left the house for Easter dinner. We thought the Easter baskets were safely closed in the pantry. Apparently, they weren’t. Good thing the emergency vet is open on Easter.
Why Does My Dog Bark All The Time Siri?
“Why does my dog bark all the time?”
Siri: I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself.”
My Farts Will Make Your Eyes Water
My farts will make your eyes water
This Pillow Was Not Soft Enough On The Outside
This pillow was not soft enough on the outside, so I took some stuffing out to make room and got in…
I’m Part Woodchuck
My name is Jersey and I like to eat wood when mom and dad are gone!
I Share The Baby’s Food When Mom’s Not Looking
I “share” the babies food when moms not looking…
I Ripped This Railing Down
“I ripped this railing down…”
Lacey wanted to do some home improvements.
Mondays Doesn’t Work Well For My Dog Sambuca
Mondays doesn’t work well for my dog Sambuca
I Have To Shame His Irrational Fears
He very well behaved so I have to shame his irrational fears
