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I Think This Could Be The Oldest Dog Shaming
I think this could be the oldest dog-shaming picture on the site. This picture of my dogs Henry and Zack was taken in 1990 (they are both long in doggy heaven), after they had stolen a pound of butter.
Ed. Note: original dog shavings are the best!!!
Lab Puppies Eat Everything
Caswell is 4 months old. Lab puppies eat everything. He didn’t even have the decency to act sick at the vet.
Can’t Balance A Checkbook
Can’t balance a checkbook.
Ed. Note: you and me both, dog.
I’m A Trip Hazard
Crunchy has no shame regarding the risks to her brothers and sisters posed by sleeping at the top of the stairs.
I Am A Blanket-Eating Jerk
Mom kicked me off the bed. So I ate her blanket. I am a blanket-eating jerk.
(Elliott regrets nothing!)
I Hoard My Mom’s Socks
I hoard my mom’s socks & underwear under the couch.
If I Can’t Listen, No One Can
If I can’t listen… no one can!!!
I Lick Hallucinogenic Frogs
I lick hallucinogenic frogs
Because I’m BatDog
I zipped by Gramma and ran down the street because I’m Batdog and I never thought she’d catch me. I was wrong.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batdog!!