I ate glitter!
I Ate Glitter

I ate glitter!
I think this could be the oldest dog-shaming picture on the site. This picture of my dogs Henry and Zack was taken in 1990 (they are both long in doggy heaven), after they had stolen a pound of butter.
Ed. Note: original dog shavings are the best!!!
Caswell is 4 months old. Lab puppies eat everything. He didn’t even have the decency to act sick at the vet.
Can’t balance a checkbook.
Ed. Note: you and me both, dog.
Crunchy has no shame regarding the risks to her brothers and sisters posed by sleeping at the top of the stairs.
Mom kicked me off the bed. So I ate her blanket. I am a blanket-eating jerk.
(Elliott regrets nothing!)
I hoard my mom’s socks & underwear under the couch.
If I can’t listen… no one can!!!
I lick hallucinogenic frogs
I zipped by Gramma and ran down the street because I’m Batdog and I never thought she’d catch me. I was wrong.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batdog!!