Dogshaming

I Steal The Small Human’s Stuffed Toys

Posted October 17th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I steal the small human’s stuffed toys while she is eating and then steal her food when she goes to rescue them. -J.D. the stealthy-weim

Brilliance is never sorry!

Macy Is A Very Sneaky Greyhound

Posted October 17th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Macy is a very sneaky Greyhound and the only dog I’ve ever had that likes fruits and vegetables. She stole this red pepper while I was unpacking the groceries and was having lunch on the sofa when I discovered it.

That Linoleum Was Hideous Anyway.

Posted October 17th, 2012 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

That linoleum was hideous anyway. Love, Hagrid.

These Were My Glasses

Posted October 16th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

This is Beans. These were my glasses. No Shame.

I Steal Socks From My Human Louis.

Posted October 16th, 2012 by & filed under Sock It To Me, Submitted.

My 6 year old was so frustrated he made this sign and took the picture of our dog Rose. “I steal socks from my human Louis.”

My Family Took Me To A Lovely Pumpkin Patch

Posted October 16th, 2012 by & filed under Car Corruption, Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

My family took me to a lovely pumpkin patch and hayride. I rolled in decomposing pumpkin (?) goo and stunk up the rest of the hayride and the car trip home. My sister had to wash me 2X.