Puppy woes!
Puppy Woes

Puppy woes!
Everytime I pick her up after molting she scares me!
Ed. Note: OUR FIRST HERMIT CRAB SHAMING! AMAZING.
The irony is my human is a corrections officer.
Of course the discontinued shoes I like the best!
I ate Bubba’s fake tooth.
I like to eat grass in the backyard then come inside and throw up on mommy and daddy’s bed. – Stimpy
I ate Christmas lights and a star fish.
It was a very cold Christmas last year.
I peed in company’s shoe (I’m an old lady, give me a break)
My mom smelled trouble in the air, but she didn’t get to the litter box in time to stop me.