I eat presents my parents buy for their friends. I eat them on their bed.
I Eat Presents My Parents Buy For Their Friends
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My Humans Like To Dress Me Up
My Humans like to dress me up. I hate when they do that.
She Ate The Pictures Of When I Was A Kid
She ate the pictures of when I was a kid, that we just recently found after years of not seeing them! in other words, they are irreplaceable! SO BUSTED!
I Stole The Pumpkin Peeps
I stole the pumpkin peeps. That can’t be good… especially since she is recovering from knee surgery and shouldn’t run around like a sugar-crazed beast…
At Least My Burps Smell Better Than My Toots
At least my burps smell better than my toots. – Holly
While Playing Laser Ruby Bit The Water Hose
While playing Laser, Ruby bit the water hose that goes to the toilet, spraying water everywhere. If that’s not shameful enough, she tried to keep playing after the plumber left, even though I had to lie to him about where the puncture marks came from!! She’s got no remorse :(.
Larry Thinks All Things Should Be Had On His Terms
Larry things all thinks should be had on his terms.
I Eat Garbage Every Time My Owners Leave The
I eat garbage every time my owners leave the house. I am spoiled to death and get all the attention in the world and still feel the need to eat garbage, I think I need help…
When I Get Told Off I Look Like Dobby
When i get told off i look like dobby!
I get stuck on the stairs
Wilson our 5 month old mini dachshund has figured out how to climb up the stairs…figuring out how to get down is not so easy!
