I was so unimpressed to be in this Spider costume that after this photo I took the costume off and ate it.
I Was So Unimpressed To Be In This Spider Costume

I was so unimpressed to be in this Spider costume that after this photo I took the costume off and ate it.
I turn the water on by myself when I am thirsty but refuse to learn to turn it off.
I need a job to pay the water bill. Derby
When our human let us out unattended for 5 minutes we decided that the plants in the big pots were dangerous to all of us, so we eliminated them.
Mom, while you were gone I came up with a magic trick…but I’m not tellin’ nobody how I did it.
I eat the kitty’s hairballs.
My mom stepped in my diarrhea!
My Mom tripped in the hole I dug, broke her finger and is in a cast. But, I am too cute to notice. Sorry! Reba
Otis hates when his mom watches the presidential debates.
I killed my moose.
Whoopie Pie is a holstein calf with a taste for ribbons.
cow shaming?!?!?!?