I was so unimpressed to be in this Spider costume that after this photo I took the costume off and ate it.
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I Turn The Water On By Myself When I Am Thirsty
I turn the water on by myself when I am thirsty but refuse to learn to turn it off.
I need a job to pay the water bill. Derby
When Our Human Let Us Out Unattended For 5 Minutes
When our human let us out unattended for 5 minutes we decided that the plants in the big pots were dangerous to all of us, so we eliminated them.
Mom While You Were Gone I Came Up With A Magic
Mom, while you were gone I came up with a magic trick…but I’m not tellin’ nobody how I did it.
I Eat The Kittys Hairballs
I eat the kitty’s hairballs.
My Mom Stepped In My Diarrhea
My mom stepped in my diarrhea!
My Mom Tripped In The Hole I Dug Broke Her Finger
My Mom tripped in the hole I dug, broke her finger and is in a cast. But, I am too cute to notice. Sorry! Reba
Otis Hates When His Mom Watches The Presidential
Otis hates when his mom watches the presidential debates.
I Killed My Moose
I killed my moose.
Whoopie Pie Is A Holstein Calf With A Taste For
Whoopie Pie is a holstein calf with a taste for ribbons.
cow shaming?!?!?!?