Dogshaming

My Excessive Drooling Makes Food Stick To My Ears

Posted October 28th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

My excessive drooling makes food stick to my ears so my mom makes me wear a snood when I eat.

Sorry Mom I Drinked All Your BK Gingerbread

Posted October 27th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

“Sorry mom, i drinked all your bk!” Gingerbread shakes are now his favorite!

Ouch

Posted October 27th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Ouch.

Aka And Emi The Loves Of Our Lives Thank You

Posted October 27th, 2012 by & filed under Double Trouble, Submitted, Vomit Comet.

Aka and Emi—the loves of our lives. Thank you, Editor, for passing along the term ‘water yarfing’. It fits perfectly.

Editor’s note: seems like the term is catching on!

I Think Anything On The Floor Should Be

Posted October 27th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I think anything on the floor should be taste-tested, so when my mom assembled new chairs and a sticker fell off one of them, I tried to eat it – sticky side up.

I Pulled Out All The Stuffing In My Plush Yellow

Posted October 27th, 2012 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

i pulled out all the stuffing in my plush yellow duck toy, so my mama’s making me wear it as a costume for halloween.

—-mooji, 4 months old.

I Spontaneously Drop To The Floor And Play Dead

Posted October 27th, 2012 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I spontaneously drop to the floor and play dead even when no one has told me to because I am hoping for treats. I am very dramatic and very greedy. -Charlie