I made Mummy get up at 4AM to change the battery on the smoke detector because I was scared of the beeping.
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Heavenly Clean
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So, I ate a whole bar of soap. Cash, the golden furry child shown above decided that his mom’s soap tastes pretty good! The nagging thirst that followed was not as pleasant.
I Think I’d Rather be Stinky
Happy April Fools everyone! As it is a tradition here on dogshaming, we love to shame things that aren’t dogs on April 1st!! We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. I hope everyone had a good laugh at our inanimate objects being shamed!
Worse than ‘Bump’ in the Night
I wait until 2am when you get up to pee and then, from the darkness, squeak “Hi! I’m Henry! Let’s go to the airport!” also, I probably steal souls.
My “trusty” Steed
I went on a 4,000 mile road trip without incident. I died going to the grocery store.
I Don’t Want to Grow up!
[picture of a carefully framed map of Skyrim from the video game Skyrim]
I get to live above the fireplace because I’m “cool”.
Can I get a Refund?
I put this shoe rack together one afternoon, and the second I put shoes on it it collapsed. A+ racking!
In Proper Dog Shaming Tradition…
My bag broke and now I shoot grass all over my owner’s legs. They kicked me to the curb and bought a “newer model.” I’m sorry 🙁
Harper had a Little Lamb….
My name is Harper Lu and my only regret is that the plate was too far back on the counter and all I could get was his face and butt!!
It’s Against my Nature?
Maverick and Miles are best buddies!
Editor’s note: I know there’s no sign, but WOULDYOULOOKATTHEM?!?!!?
