My name is Polo (aka Polar Bear), but today I thought I was a Panda Bear so I ate the bamboo plant.
My Name Is Polo Aka Polar Bear But Today I
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I Like To Give Momma Kisses When Shes Doing Yoga
I like to give momma kisses when she’s doing yoga so she can’t breathe! Yay downward dog!
-Callie
Mocha The Ever Flatulent Chocolate Lab
Mocha, the ever flatulent chocolate lab.
I Hate The Beach
I hate the beach.
CJ Ate Exactly Half Of A Brand New Never Worn
CJ ate exactly 1/2 of a brand new, never worn, pair of boots. “Mom got these boots just in time to wear on her 1st date with a really cute girl. She said they are $265 boots…I say they are delicious!!”
I Love My Dad So Much I Pee On Him
I love my dad so much I pee on him!
I Eat Pencils Any Color Any Size Even The
I eat pencils. Any color, any size. Even the eraser.
Partners In Crime Watson Left Has A Taste For
Partners in crime: Watson (left) has a taste for socks, so we don’t leave them out where he can get them. Mesa (right) fishes them out of the laundry and smuggles them to the puppy. Sneaky kitty.
I Am A Waffle Ninja So Not Ashamed Goodman
I am a waffle ninja (& so NOT ashamed)—Goodman
PS- You have never seen a 115 lb dog be so silent and sneaky. Waffles disappear one by by one…
I Dismember Snowmen Cuz Theyre Creepy Xo
I dismember snowmen cuz they’re creepy! xo Lucifer
