My name is Tiva, and I like to roll in things. Today I found an old campfire on the beach. I thought it was brilliant, my owners however…
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I Think This Male Cat Is My Mom
I think this [male] cat is my mom.
My Name Is Ellee I Like To Scratch Myself And Hit
My name is ellee I like to scratch myself and hit my leg on the floor in the middle of the night then bark because I think someone is at the door! I’m sure my neighbors below me appreciate it too.
I Wait Until My Parents Aren’t Looking And Then I
I wait until my parents aren’t looking and then I dance in my water bowl. I have no shame. Love, Watson the corgi
I Jump On The Table When Mom Isn’t Home But Am
I jump on the table when mom isn’t home, but am too afraid to jump down. Mom comes home to find me on the table… who knows how long I’ve been stuck up there.
I Sit In Front Of This Vent Daily Making The
“I sit in front of this vent daily, making the house smell of me…and my farts.” Love, Rocky, the 15 year old black lab.
I Wait Until My Dad Is Safely Trapped In The
I wait until my dad is safely trapped in the shower then I sneak into the bathroom and steal his underwear.
I Just Are A Whole Bag Of Popcorn That Wasnt Even
I just are a whole bag of popcorn that wasn’t even popped yet.
Im In Time Out I Stuck My Tongue In The Veggie
I’m in time out! I stuck my tongue in the veggie dip during the football game.
My Name Is Lucy And I Proudly Eat Anything Out Of
My name is Lucy, and I proudly eat anything out of the trash can that I can get my paws on. The evidence is on my face…