‘I ate 6 slices of Stilton that my Mummy had just cut for her sandwich! I have expensive taste! Sheila x’
I forget those long legs means she can now help herself to food on the side. Daddy had just come home for lunch and he was going to be treated to a chicken melt sandwich. Just chicken it is then…
This is Annie. Morpheus the cat is bigger than her, but that didn’t stop her from defending her dinner when he tried to muscle in on it. He then had to wear an E-collar to protect his ear, so she had to wear a hat. The sign reads ” The cat tried to eat my food, so I bit him in the ear. Now he wears the ‘Cone of Shame’ (for medical reasons) and I must atone with the “Hat of Fault’ “.
We decided to take a bag of flour off the counter, drag it into the living room, ripped it open, tracked ti everywhere, tried to eat it and proceeded to throw up.