i sleep on the power cords & sometimes turn it off while my mom works!
Diesel and Power Outlets
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Bunny turds for breakfast
Note to guests: Never let Yoda dog kiss you.
Firestarter
While my mommies were at work, I turned on the stove, destroyed the espresso maker, and nearly set the house on fire! xo, Luna
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
My mom forgot her lunch, so I ate it for her. I regret nothing. -Macy.
(We have no idea how she got the metal lid off and managed to not leave a single drop of soup ANYWHERE, we can’t figure out where she ate it at! She also enjoyed pudding, crackers, and a granola bar. No fear, she’s not hurt, and only had a little tummy ache!)
Less than Pee-fect
Lolly is totally toilet trained unless the weather turns bad. Then cushions and mats are alternative wee wee areas inside.
Mickey from Bahrain
My Name is Mickey and I ate a Whole Curry and A TV Remote. I am a Bahrain Desert Dog that was rescued from the wild desert.
We Can’t Go Back There
I peed on a woman at the dog park. I wasn’t sorry.
-Loki
Rita the Healer – Don’t take my picture!
“When my dad is dancing. I bite and bark (very loudly) at his heels. Though only when HE dances. He shouldn’t dance!!”
Scout
I chewed up my mom’s underwear. It was getting too small for her anyway. Love, Scout
Ringo the Sock Thief
I eat just one sock and leave the other as a memento.
