Daisy swallowed the end of a rubber spatula – it hasn’t come out yet.
Daisy Duke

Daisy swallowed the end of a rubber spatula – it hasn’t come out yet.
“I stole a wheel of Brie off the dining room table…twice…” – Zeke
“…And I helped him eat it! (Duh!)” – Toby
“…And I didn’t get ANY!” – Charlie
My name is Saydee, I was mad my walk was late so i ate my harness
This is Brutus, only he knows the identity of the serial mystery pooper who visits our house.
Teemo doesn’t like air vents.
I ate my Dad’s pretzels.
Why should dog owners get all the fun? Neighbours start shaming problem dogs today!
I stare at this wall for hours hoping that my X-Ray vision will kick and I will finally see my neighbor dog nemesis. GRRRR – Bentley
reprehensible
I decided to “redecorate” my daddy’s office while he was in a meeting.