My name is Marti. I hate it when my owners play Scrabble without me so when they left tonight I decided to chew up a few tiles.
Scrabble Cheater
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party crasher
I stole the dip off the coffee table. Left the celery… (Look at that smirk! *and that belly!)
I Ate the Soup
I left a bowl of chicken noodle soup on the coffee table while I poured myself a glass of water. I came back, and the soup was gone.
She didn’t even deny it.
Mine now!
All Lucy needs is 2 seconds for your back to be turned! If I couldn’t hear her freight train snoring from the other room, I would think she stays up all night plotting her move!
Sorry I pooped
This is Piper. I took her to a friends house. She proceeded to poop downstairs, up the stairs, and on the second floor. I made her apologize.
Pond Shaming
I ran through the neighbor’s STINKY pond chasing my cat brother 1 day after my bath! – Gatsby (not sorry)
now he needs a second bath in 24 hours and the cat is gloating on the porch….
Bath time dog
I LIKE TO WATCH MY OWNER GET UNDRESSED AND THEN BEG TO GET IN THE BATH WITH HER.
Gwen, the not sorry beagle
I chewed through a prescription bottle and ate 90 of my mom’s thyroid hormone pills. I felt no remorse about the amount of money she had to spend at the afterhours emergency vet.
When I’m mad at my mom
When I’m made at my mom I eat the keys off her MacBook Pro and I don’t feel sorry about it!
Editor’s note: Pig Shaming!!
Assport
The fruits of his labor says it all.
