I stole a whole bag of treats while my parents were out and then couldn’t stop farting all night.
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I Never Learn (Both mom and pup!)
It’s apparently my fault.. Everything within Miss Twiggy’s reach is fair game
Trashed
I can’t stay out of the trash so now I rock my bling with pride.
Legos Make a Wonderful Appetizer
I eat Lego min-figs and poop smiley faces.
– Sheamus
I Just Love Annoying my dog Sitter!
Hi my names Cleo and I just love to annoy my dog sitter so much! I make sure to wake her up at 3am EVERY night she minds me!! I’m sure she loves me really!! love Cleo xxx
Brisk Spring Swim
I swam after ducks for 45 min… ’til mom and dad had to swim to the middle of the pond to get me… we ALL smell like fish
Love me Some Two-Ply
I like to eat toilet paper
Just in Time for Spring Training
Bought my son a brand new baseball helmet. Didn’t even take it out of the Modell’s bag yet. Came home from work and her entire face was inside the helmet eating it from the inside.
You ate it, you Wear it
Ginger: “I ate this hoodie”.
Cappy: “I watched”.
No mom, Please Don’t Shame me!
…I promise it won’t happen again.