Mr Bean has never touched “women’s undergarments” ever again
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Small but Loud
I snore so loud my mum can’t hear the T.V!
I like to try undress mommy
I like to try undress mommy while she tries to work, no hoodie zipper or rope tie is safe from me.
I wear my shame on my neck
I drink out of the toilet, even when there is plenty of fresh water in my bowl.
Reprehensible
reprehensible
Gizmo: Wanna be Trendsetter
Mom doesn’t understand why I chew my perfectly healthy paw, even though the payoff is obvious to me: fancy hat!
There’s no room for shame when it comes to fashion.
~ Gizmo
I felt sad, so I took it out on the couch
“My Mom & Dad drove three hours to rescue me from a bad home. A week later this is how I thanked them.” Four year later, and our rescue Dobie, Anna, is still not allowed unsupervised in the house.
Copper Monster
Copper broke out of the kitchen by chewing a hole in the baby gate big enough for her and her sister. That is the “I’d do it again” look.
Lush
I drank mommy’s wine. I’m a little lush.