“I have no respect for American literature.”
Sal vs. Walt Whitman

“I have no respect for American literature.”
“I was the mutt-of-honor in my parents wedding… and I pooped.” Lucy also forgot to mention that mom and dad got married in a carry-in, carry-out state park.
It was hot out that day!
I like to run over the big dog with my cart
I killed the stick ALL over the carpet
Archie is a chewing addict and destroys toys to no tomorrow. Apparently, his addiction effects him in his sleep, too.
This mutt opened the oven, took out the roasting pan, and ate the entire turkey that was cooking inside
Maddy plays shark…barbie is the victim.
I bite the hand that feeds me.