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Wedding Shame
“I was the mutt-of-honor in my parents wedding… and I pooped.” Lucy also forgot to mention that mom and dad got married in a carry-in, carry-out state park.
Corgi Mermaid
It was hot out that day!
Shameless Pug
I like to run over the big dog with my cart
Making mummy’s life hard
I killed the stick ALL over the carpet
I am all that is dog
Archie is a chewing addict and destroys toys to no tomorrow. Apparently, his addiction effects him in his sleep, too.
Turkey Thief
This mutt opened the oven, took out the roasting pan, and ate the entire turkey that was cooking inside
Shark Attack Maddy
Maddy plays shark…barbie is the victim.
Bob, the rude chihuahua
I bite the hand that feeds me.