I’m smart enough to know the rules and smart enough to know mommy isn’t around to enforce them.
-Talos, age 7
It’s only wrong if you get caught
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Lucy Shares her Love
Lucy like to find me where ever I am so she can burp in my face!
Molly eats electrics
We saved Molly from a kill shelter 3 weeks ago. She’s proving she’s thankful in the wrong ways. In the last 4 days she’s also eaten a crayon, a pencil, and a whole lot of gross bathroom trash.
Socks the sock-stealing Corgi
Hi, my name is Socks! Because of this I believe I own all of the socks in the house. So when mommy and daddy put their socks in the clothes hamper, I tip it over and re-claim my birth-right and stash them under the couch. But then mommy found my stash…guess I need a new hiding spot!
~Socks, the two month old Corgi
I eat the baby’s toy’s ears…
I like to eat the ears off of the baby’s toys…
princess paisley, toy murderer
Paisley likes to systematically destroy every toy she comes in contact with. each piece must be smaller than 1 square inch, and will be placed neatly in a pile, but never consumed.
Fashion Disaster
I ate my mom’s red feather boa (and my paws are now pink)
Drip..drip…drip
Amber likes to sit on her favorite chair and stare down at the floor and watch her nose juice make puddles on the wood floor. Gross!
Been there, done that. Ate the t-shirt.
Iris has eaten clothing, nipped the bulbs off Christmas lights, stolen expensive cheese, hoarded kitchen knives, hidden my car keys, torn siding off the house, thrown up on a repairman’s shoes, and pooped out clothing and Play-doh. Now, at 13, she just likes to tell her war stories to anyone who will listen.
For shame, Hedgehog!
I poop on my exercise wheel and keep running, flinging poop everywhere. – Charles
Stopping to go to his litter box (literally three inches away) just takes too much time.
