I dug a nest in the linen closet when the smoke detector started chirping from a low battery – Love, Umy
Flakey Umy

Sunshine “cut” the cake given to my 11 year old daughter for fighting cancer.
This is my favorite spot on the couch and I bark and nudge my family until they vacate it for me. I’m spoiled.
This is Wrigley, our 1 year old rescue pup. While he is awfully cute, he is equally bad!
My basset hound, Lucy, had the guilty look as soon as I walked into the house. I’ve had this trash can for over ten years and it’s always been dog proof before now. She managed to knock it over and get inside. Wasn’t sure which of my two dogs did it, but Lucy was avoiding me and had that look on her faceā¦
Chloe has the most annoying habit of staring at you whilst eating until it just breaks you down and you give in and she gets some people food. She is entirely too patient for a dog.
I ate my Mom’s brand new stilettos before she even had the chance to wear them. Then I hid under the bed with the cats.
Katarina, ate aluminum foil on Halloween. She got taken to the Vet where they gave her a shot to induce vomiting, and then gave her another shot to stop the vomiting. She did ‘produce’ the evidence. Trip to the Vet cost $400.00