I’m 5 weeks old and I think I run the apartment.
I Run This

I’m 5 weeks old and I think I run the apartment.
Rufus just can’t help himself to his mom’s best undies…
My name is Tater Tot & I refuse to go poo when my Dad walks me… I will only go poo with my Mom when I ring the bell 5 minutes later to go out AGAIN!!
And I have no shame!!
Love Tater
I have to have four locks on my crate because i’ll escape an eat the couch and walls
Sachi: “I popped her eyeball out in a fight…”
Mac: “I started the fight.”
These two got into a minor squabble one day over some food and I ended up thousands of dollars poorer. Fortunately, Mac is just fine now and her crazy eye is part of her charm.
“I’m the reason all of the sweatshirts no longer have drawstrings!” Sorry, Archie
My human takes me to the office every day. I get gassy. It’s awkward. I just let it go. Sorry.
xoxoxo,
Lexi
My only shame is that I was caught red pawed.
A cat attacked me on a walk… I. Don’t. Like. Cats.
I dropped a deuce on the front seat of my Pet Sitter’s car… Then I puked down her leg and into the door pocket. I do not like car rides. – Lola