I’m 5 weeks old and I think I run the apartment.
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Undie Addict
Rufus just can’t help himself to his mom’s best undies…
Picky Pooper
My name is Tater Tot & I refuse to go poo when my Dad walks me… I will only go poo with my Mom when I ring the bell 5 minutes later to go out AGAIN!!
And I have no shame!!
Love Tater
Beau The Escapologist
I have to have four locks on my crate because i’ll escape an eat the couch and walls
Mac and Sachi
Sachi: “I popped her eyeball out in a fight…”
Mac: “I started the fight.”
These two got into a minor squabble one day over some food and I ended up thousands of dollars poorer. Fortunately, Mac is just fine now and her crazy eye is part of her charm.
Drawstrings!!
“I’m the reason all of the sweatshirts no longer have drawstrings!” Sorry, Archie
Lexi farts in the office. All the time.
My human takes me to the office every day. I get gassy. It’s awkward. I just let it go. Sorry.
xoxoxo,
Lexi
Coco and her same
My only shame is that I was caught red pawed.
Cats don’t like me :(
A cat attacked me on a walk… I. Don’t. Like. Cats.
I do not like car rides!
I dropped a deuce on the front seat of my Pet Sitter’s car… Then I puked down her leg and into the door pocket. I do not like car rides. – Lola