I was warned that if I did not behave on-leash, I too, would be turned into stone, kicked to the curb and beheaded.
On-leash warning
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Uncomforta-Bull.
Our large pit bull has many beds scattered throughout the house. But her favourite one belongs to our tiny terrier. Twiggy somehow curls herself up into a “pitball” and shoehorns herself into what is basically a repurposed cat bed. For shame, silly dog!
Thought You Were a Tree…
Our dear dog, George Washington, has done so many bad things in his life, but this is by FAR his worst offense. The poor woman reading in her beach chair never saw it coming…bad dog! He is shameless.
I think I am a cat
When you wont fetch with me I take matters into my own hands and scratch the leather furniture until you oblige.
Who’s walking who?
My dog pulled on the leash while on a walk in the countryside, so I landed on the mud.
No oven mitts allowed in this house
When my parents leave, I jump on the counter and steal oven mitts. They NEVER stand a chance with me! Mom was mad! 🙁
This is what happens when you are bad
My humans seem to enjoy humiliating me when I am feeling down!
The Pumpkin Had It Coming
When left at home alone, Elliott enjoys destroying anything he can get his paws on….especially handmade home decor. His only excuse for doing this was “What??? The Pumpkin started it.”
Homemade cone of shame
Sunny wouldn’t stop chewing on one of his back paws. We came home to bloody footprints and had to make him a cone, which turns out to be the ultimate cone of shame.
Muddy Paws
What do you mean I can’t come in?
