I rolled around in my daddy’s dirty gym socks until mommy was forced to wash me.
Love, The Onyx
The Guilty Smelly Onyx
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Dashi lays it on thick.
At treat time (or anytime anyone even walks NEAR the kitchen) this face comes out. She should get an Oscar for her performance. Sometimes there is even an attempt at woeful singing.
“Hey, Dashi. Sarah MacLachlan just called and asked if you could tone it down a bit. You’ll still get a treat. -Mom”
Ralphie is innocent!
Ralphie gives his best innocent face
Well, That’s Awkward.
I lick my man parts whilst staring at guests. Awkward.
Love,
Orville
Hank, the Creepster.
Hank refuses to get off the bed when Mom and Dad want to “do their thing”. Mom does not appreciate a random cold wet nose at the most inappropriate time!
Couples who eat together, stay together.
“I opened the sliding door and dragged the bathmat over to my sister’s crate.” We ate it together.”
I should have known there would be trouble when he taught himself how to open doors.
I love showers so much!!
When Boris decides it’s time for a shower, he meanders into the yard and finds a reason for a shower.
What I like to do in my free time!
I enjoy bug hunting and scaring squirrels. I am not ashamed.
Love, Rain.
I’m your handyman
“I’m so hungry, I could eat a house. I’ll start with the floor.”
This piece of hardwood flooring had lifted up slightly. Pete took care of it.
Do not disturb. I’ll take a nap.
Do not disturb. I’ll take a nap
