Suki ate an entire bottle of blood worms during the 30 seconds I was turned around. She has no shame whatsoever.
Suki the Sushi Chef
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War Crime
This book survived World War II, but not me.
Typical Pit Bull Behaviour
Truck was locked but window was overly cracked because Kitty was inside. They stuck their arm in the window to unlock and stole my iPad, the 128gig w/cell service. Thankful and grateful they didn’t take her.
Grave Digger
Levi had never dug in the back yard until the kitten showed up. They seem to get along but I think he has some hidden feelings.
It Wasn’t Crockett’s Fault
My husband recently shamed our dog when in fact it was he who should have been shamed. I have corrected this.
“My wife advised me it may not be wise to take Crockett’s bed to the kennel….. I did not listen. Crocket made CONFETTI!”
I like turtles
Rupert keeps finding turtles in our yard and bringing them to the house, all hidden inside their shells. The are ok but a bit spitty.
Groomer Humor
One dog got so nervous at the groomer that she pooped on the floor, and the other lifted his leg on two other dogs… that had already been groomed!!!
Potty Please?
Miss Maddie Mae, our miniature pig, thinks she is very clever… she knows that when she goes potty outside, she gets a treat. She has lately been pretending to need to use the potty simply so she can get her treat. She heads outside, squats, looks directly into our eyes, waits about ten seconds, and comes to collect her treat. She has no shame.
Masters of Bad Timing
These lovely ladies thought it would be funny to have projectile diarrhea all over my place at 7:45am before my 8am test! They’re normally angels, but choose to do this one week before move out date!? Touché.
Conference Call of Nature
I poop every time Mommy is on a conference call. Every. Single. Time.
