“I think the dashboard of my mommy’s Beetle is the perfect spot to sit… so now I have to sit in a car seat.”
Better safe than sorry.
Editor’s note: Good job, mama! Dogs should always be in the back seat and buckled in for your safety and theirs!
I SMASH crock pots and eat ALL the stew. Love, Sarge the Great Dane.
Saw squirrel. Didn’t see fence.
I got into the closet and ate the bag of treats
Jax gets into lots of puppy shenanigans, but stealing my records crosses the line! I caught him red-pawed with my Depeche Mode record, then he tried to get it again while I was taking his picture! SMH
Nolan doesn’t let his “handicap” get in the way until he disagrees with mom and dad.
Orson: “I ate all the meatballs my mom made for dinner.”
Dee Dee: “I can’t believe I didn’t think of it first.”
We think Dee Dee, who failed to get any meatballs, actually felt the most shame. We were just hungry.
Our dog Hugo likes to take things from our home through a hole in the fence to the neighbor’s house to share with their dog, Sammy. Sometimes, those things are toys. Other times, they are not. This time, it was my husband’s jock strap. This pup is sneaky, quick and SHAMELESS.
Thorin got a bath when we got home from the Humane Society, two days later he decided to roll in duck poop on his morning walk, Mom was not pleased.
“My name is Trooper. I eat vintage Star wars toys, all kinds of books, and shoes.”
Trooper is normally very energetic in the morning as i get ready for work. This morning, he stayed quietly in his crate so when it was time to leave for work I didn’t think to lock the crate. When I got home from work, the living room floor was covered in shredded books and shoes, in the middle of which was a very grisly scene: my old Star Wars landspeeder completely chewed up with Luke and Obi-wan lying headless (and limbless) on the floor. Master Yoda is missing in action.
