My dog hates baths. She tries to look extra pathetic when I’m giving her one. She looks ridiculous as water drips from her ears, but she always succeeds in making me feel guilty.
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Silver lining to dog’s destruction
I ate a library book (bad). I ate dad’sĀ BirkenstockĀ (good).
Hammond Cheese
Hammond is a 3wk old puppy that I rescued at 1 day old, no clue what breed he is! “Anytime someone holds me, (besides my mom), I pee and poop all over them! I peed in the veterinarians lap this morning, forcing her to change her whole outfit, including her socks and shoes, hence my shaming today.”
Destuffing My Toys
No matter what stuffed animal my mommy brings home, I always have to take out the insides. I leave them all over the house. It usually takes me three days to finish a stuffed animal. Yet my mommy still buys them for me! I have a collection of destuffed animals in my bed.
The cats did it…
“Honestly mom…it wasn’t me…it was those darn cats!!”
Won’t Be Lured By Goldfish crackers
My best friend had my Frenchie, Norma Jean, over Thanksgiving week. It took her most of the week to get Norma Jean to use the dog door like the other dogs.
“Bad Hair Day!”
I absolutely love rolling around , chewing on, and covering myself with my Mommy’s new blanket throw…then she finds me…..like this!
MEAN BAILEY
Bailey demands to be the center of attention at all times. Once she noticed that people were laughing at Cleo in “the little dog bed”, she rushed over and barked her out. This was the first time she had even looked at the bed in two years.
Domer Stays Busy
“I opened a window and climbed out of the house while you were at work, then tried to get back in
through the front door!”
Domer keeps himself busy while Mom and Dad are at work. Good thing the neighbor noticed and kept an eye on him while he waited for us on the front porch!
Greasy
Nigel, who leaves a disgusting smear from his greasy back on the store-room’s stucco wall. I have heard from many that this is not uncommon… every dog-owning friend I know has a stained wall or sofa somewhere.