Lucy, our 10 yr old Boston Terrier will suddenly exit the room looking guilty and and then a distinct odor fills the air.
Lucy, Queen of the Fart and Dart
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Notice Me
“I will make myself taller so you notice me begging for food” … my dachshund Benny must have taught himself this trick to look cute as he begs for food. It doesn’t work….all the time.
Editor’s note: My dogs absolutely do this. Is this a weenie-specific trait?
Pickle says it’s not so urgent anymore!
Pickle always attacks the mail. He really hates urgent bills!
“I ate baby Jesus while you were in the shower mommy”
Murphy ate baby Jesus in the manger and chewed off Joseph’s hand while mommy was in the shower! How rude.
That’ll Teach Her
I ate my mom’s rain boot. I am a jerk.
Hammond Cheese
I lure you in with ADORABLENESS then I PEE and POOP all over you!!
Hammond is a 3wk old puppy that I rescued at 1 day old, not sure what breed he is. “Anytime someone holds me (besides my mom), I pee and poop all over them. I peed all over the veterinarian’s lap this morning, forcing her to change her entire outfit, including her socks and shoes, hence my shaming today.”
Sadie Sadie, the paper eater.
I ate 2 packs of hot chocolate … including the paper.
And now I’m trying to eat this paper!
Sadie
Bad dog
Scout hasn’t eaten other people’s food in 2 years, but the bbq short ribs were just sitting there, nicely boxed up like a present, while Mommy went in to grab coffee… it all happened so fast.
Rug Chewer
Savannah, our 2 year old Golden Retriever, cannot go a second without having something in her mouth. Today, it was our new rug.
Editor’s note: I like the dog in the background. He seems to be saying “HAHA! You got caught!”
Christmas Curmudgeon
Lasted one night in our house.
