Dogshaming

Bailey has no shame

Posted December 20th, 2012 by & filed under Submitted, Technophobes.

Bailey’s latest stunt was to jump on my lap spilling my soda all over my $1200 laptop 2 weeks before the end of the semester. I still love him!!

Silent but deadly

Posted December 20th, 2012 by & filed under Farting Furballs, Submitted.

In addition to the farting, just imagine trying to explain to a new client that the reason your dog is farting is because he a cat poop the night before….

We love each other

Posted December 20th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

I jump on people with my muddy paws and only pretend to be ashamed.

At least I don’t eat the chickens

Posted December 20th, 2012 by & filed under Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

Miss Bonnie enjoys scavenging for a tasty snack of chicken poo in our back yard, then washes it down with a long refreshing drink from the toilet.

Can’t be trusted with Christmas presents *bah humbug

Posted December 20th, 2012 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Dexter Can not be trusted with Christmas presents. It’s one thing to open your present early(see amazon box containing several new dog toys) but it’s very Grinch-like to chew up grandpas collectible lord of the rings dvds(which mom fought for on black friday). To make him feel guilty for his heinous crimes would truly be a Christmas Miracle.

’tis the season

Posted December 20th, 2012 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

You make the best popcorn, but I don’t understand why it was on a string with a needle or why that lady charged you $360 to make me throw up. Oh, well, ’tis the season! Love, Gossamer.